uCoz server status checker for the CLI

Message # 1 | 11:17 PM 2019-07-20

Hoooo boy it's sure been a while since I have released anything related to uCoz, but here we go! I got bored and for whatever reason I decided to make this small thing that probably no one will use but it's still neat.

*cough*

Time for the marketing speech.......

Have you ever wondered if your site is dead or if it's a problem on uCoz's end?

Have you ever wanted to check the server status thread but it hasn't been updated?

Do you visit the terminal often?

If the answer is "yes" or "penguin" to any of these then this tool *might* be for you!

(thanks for listening to my marketing speech)

Here I present to you uServ - a command line tool that can quickly check whether the server your website is hosted on is down or something's wacky on your site.

(Note: to run this, you must have Node.js installed on your computer).

Examples:

Q and A

1. is this virus
No. If it was, I'd get myself banned on npm. also, see Q2

2. can i see the code????????
Yes.

3. it shows me errors why?
maybe your internet sucks
maybe you have provided something nasty as input
maybe there's a bug, in which case, I'd appreciate me if you told me what exactly you've done and what you're seeing

4. everyone and everything says that s102 is down but your thing says it's ok
probably my thing is dumb, let me know if that ever happens

5. can I check my own website with this?
No you can't provide your website url as an argument. For now. It's a planned feature though.

6. lol nodejs
yes, nodejs

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