Ok ok, calm down brother. I'll try it again. Thank you for helping.
I'm doing something terribly wrong. I have the intro created and I tried the redirection on the home page, but the links I put on there go dead.
They work fine when it isn't on the redirection screen. I've read this tutorial forwards and back and it does not seem to like me.
I followed these directions but I'm not quite sure on what to do after:
1. Go to Control Panel -> Customize Design -> Main page.
2. Replace whole pages content with this one:
window.location= "--Page URL--";
3. Modify bgcolor="#000000" with your colour. (H)
4. Modify --Page URL-- with your "intro" or "index" folders url.